____________*[[_____sometimes even angels aren't perfect - they just pretend to be... XD //*`______

Lo and behold... Daniel's Lair version 1.0 Vampire-Angel-Devil theme!!! Weee...

Time/Date of Publishment: 11:12pm on Saturday, June 17, 2006

It's finally up! Sorry for the long delay! Enjoy your stay here and please tag me before leaving, haha!

Infinite gratitude towards:
-Jake Beh, for major help in creating the blogskin & basic html coding. (Master!)
-Daniel Wong, for the drawing by hand in the top-left corner. (It's me!)

*Vampire Kiss*

Your tongue burns my cool skin like molten flame,
As you pierce my soul I silently scream your name,
I kiss your lips and taste your bloodied soul,
Feel the blood engorge us and make our love whole,
You come to me silently on wings of blackest night,
Consuming my heart with your dark lover's bite.
Joyously my blood gushes forth and splashes your face,
As my fevered body you now so passionately embrace,
My soul sings your black desires in endless refrain,
My dark angel lover you make pleasure such sweet pain.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Doing a itbsy bitsy tweeny weeny post... they say i write like compo... bai tuo lar... i used to write news... u noe wad... ><.

Ytd is pre-u seminar day! i 8.30am already go all the way down to jurong west to eat macdonalds with friends, but den turns out only me, wj, al, grape, chengan, xiaoh and freaking feng er who STILL owe me pink bk... faggot. Den later the whole admin/teachers (staff) and us student helpers went down to NTU to prepare to eat... ops i mean make preparations and such.

We are the pillow guardians! Got 2 function halls for registration, den me, swee, kar, kping (and feng er) same hall. we made the room into buffet style, like one door in, take stuff as u walk from table to table and go out other door. Acutally i in charge of pillows lor.. wow so fluffy i lie on it kana teacher "talk". Den later ppl star coming in at 1+pm... I kept changing duties. i from pillow jump to bedsheets then go do registration counter at door. Teh teacher keep saying us 3 guys at registraiton counter 'not polite enuff', 'not professional' and 'jia3gong1xun2si1'... cuz we had all the names of participants, their jc.... and their hp no. *grins* and Feng er says later see got chio ones then take down hp no. from list. Teh female teachers were like amused/digusted and keep babbling and looking at us. I met kepyong, nearly couldn't regonize him... well he stared at me for quite long then i look at the name he signed against... then dots... (omg influenced by grape).

Anyway we did a great job (with our handsome looks and sweet smiles and dazzling eyes and countless 'thankyou's), left at 5+, went with grape, feng, al, wj, xiaohui to JP where al took photo, feng buy oasis cd, and we all eat mac... again -.-'''

Today, i spam everyone abt the tv show featuring my mum's Shanghai Eatery at 8pm. Then i take video camera film it down. Wondering why that time we all dun want to go on camera. in the end hide behind only mum got appear in tv. Very pity sia, they never see me, cuz i'll be tastier than the desserts. (ok that went a little over the edge lol... though it's true)

(Doesn't seem like a tweeny weeny post after all.... well i didn't really like tweety bird, go eat it slyvester!)
*Ok we did look a little... ac, sa and one hci...*

05S13: Ignore below

Anywae, maybe i shldnt say u my best frenz hor, sengkee. later u too happi... well i'm still not going atm. Actually rite, if i dun go, it's still the same. And if i do decide to come after u guys' persuading, it might seem as if i'm being da4 pai4. Hmm.. and u dun nid to waste your money on an 'imaginary friend' hahahaha.

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9:20:00 PM

Sunday, May 29, 2005

kana bugged by jun zai to update!!! kkz lor... here goes nothing.

Wed wasn't a really nice dae awww... 1st lesson kana 'talked nicely' by mr (k)wok, cuz our grp lazi den never hand in GPP 1st draft omg! Then our grp late for chem lecture for 25min. Go in alreadi everyone look at us (cuz i too yandao), den... lecturer was the hubby of the Queen of Pain, ask us go tok to him after lecture, but then he still joke ard when he did that -.-'''. Hmm... and we all pon yoga!

... den came Thurs. Today last lesson was chem... (expecting sumthing?). Mr Chua book the whole LT5 for our own class cuz we very da pai... actually cuz no classroom for us hehe... Anyway he was like "alot of energy" which will "break the weak intermolecular forces" b/w "our body molecules". Ok... too chim/lame? HERE COMES THE FINALE: Class dismiss, den everyone start walking out. i come down and walk in front of him. den he was like suddenly wail " ZE LUN Ahhhhh!!! what did u do to your chemmm test!?" (i failed miserably cuz forgot got test) I kana stun, turn ard look at him. DEN he give me that moving eyebrow and evil smile... "Someone will be very sad u know?" -.-''' I tell him i got go bak tchs to take cert, then he say "got visit HER or not?" I told him i dun dare to (incur her wrath)... actually cuz Fri mah, so she neva come (heng ar...).

After tat came napha! like hell man. i got 9.9s for shuttle run, then i fail my pullups ><. can't even do 5! (here rite, bronze = fail). Anyway, junzai say he use me as target during 2.4run but i too fast (4hooves). After tat want to go home wif jun, den it rain n he like no strength like tat. Say very giddy so we rest at canteen. He look so sick. buy milo, carry file all let me do, but i very gd friend one ok?! Me and kartik wait for him for 15mins den leave sch. I 1st time see jun's face without a smile. No smile = funny leh, i laff at him haha ^o^ very bad sia. Ironic???

Fri, ytd. Give back maths test. very sad. shld have passed. den duno why got one careless mistake at start of 3rd qn, then below all wrong and i failed?! Sigh fail 3 test in total liao, i so noob... the force is not wif me sia. Well after tat we 'cunningly' use evasion (demonhunter) and legally skipped the last lesson: physics. Sat with s13 mates in canteen, eat n chat. Actually want to watch movie, but den ppl got SLO and other stuff. So we only discuss abt class outing lor. yum bbq? Tot of watching starwars on my own (sadcase?), but then i remembered something vaguely, so i didn't watch it 1st... sigh.

Ok, Today! Slep until noon den wake up. Then i teach my small sis, ze fei, as she practise piano. today her 1st exam! hehe! Den my com leave on-ed to dl southpark episodes (roxor). at 6pm she go with mum to sunplaza to exam liao. At nite, i go piano teacher's house for theory lesson as usual, taking grade 8 theory this yr. Den me and my siblings all same piano teacher =). She let me in on my sis' results. They are realli efficient sia. Thx god my sis scored well. All A's except 2 B's... Haha so contrasting... don't u think, noone gets the hint eh? nvm ... oh yea, rgs sis lost her hp, someone found it and she had to go all the way at 9pm to jurong east to take it. was hoping she get kidnaped. choi choi touch wood joking lar... haha evil bro, i am.

Just to add on, Sengkee called me to supposedly inv me to go class gathering. He's kinda sharp in hearing for a raccoon cuz he noticed i was playing tft. (come on hols... okie lar). Anyway i tot i wasn't really that nice in my tone. Sorry sengkee, but maybe u'll need more persuasive power. Allthough u may be my best friend for the uppersec yrs. (it might not be mutual, who knows?), don't u think even u and i haf nthing to tok anymore? I told u so many times, and u seen it for urself when i went back sch tat day didn't u? Haiz... Haha, i'm such a loner. Btw, dj ur sch magazine wif me. Sms me to pass it to u when u pass by yishun mrt to somerset for outing ok? Well... i guess i still haf till thurs to make my decision... cc bah...

Can't even count 5days in a row where we're free from having to go back to sch... but at least betta then HCI, where they go back every single day yawnz...
Performing duty on Mon and Fri in NTU (Pre-U Seminar) as Pillow Guardian!!!
haha...
*Feng er dear, you still owe me my chinese pink bklet, u faggot...*
Signing off, till we meet again guys...

will we?

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Well, here's my 1st attempt at clogging, blogging, ogling (at what?). Hmm... well now i'm in JJ, for all those who still has no idea abt it. Actually, the environment here is quite nice, lecturers n tutors some gd some bad, but i certainly made a lot of new friends. The only thing is the total time taken to reach here... ironically its the same (45min) as last time.

okie, I take Maths, Chem, Phy and Cina A. Tons of sch work, they say the snowball is slowly increasing in size, but i think i'm already rolled over and kana trap in it liao. The peon will ask u, "More work?", but not me. They deduct mrks here for incomplete assigments, purposely absence and they spread the final yr grade over freaking lots of tests and common tests. I can't believe active participation pts can amt to 5% per term? So harsh? Ouch! Anyway i din do well for this term. Wads the use of doing extremely well for assigments then fail chem and phy tests... nvm i'll buck up!!! Fear not! cuz for the entire June holidays, u cannot count 4days in succesion that is free from tutorial lesson or lectures! Someone get me my coffin and pen to write my will pls... -.-'''

Btw, my chem teacher is the chem HOD here, pls don't freak out when u see this, he's Mr CHUA, get the big idea? (rack ur brains zzz) 1st lesson he already ask me which consortium i was from, and i was like, blurt out "your wife" without answering the qn, and i duno why i had to do answers on the board for 2 questions for 2 tutorials after that. Oh yea a "chemical couple" indeed. Maybe its just chemistry. I can't say whether the hubby or wife rocks more... (I think the wife slices our heads off more). Both are so good and cool, although Mr Chua is a little more humorous than his life-long partner... lolx (don't tell her or she'll make me frog jump!!!)

Talking abt my class, it is one hell of a fridge. DJ, there are finally plenty of freezers and aircons to compete with u here. Our class is the coldest, lamest, nearly every min can hear ppl lame-ing and cracking cold jokes one. The tchrs also kana lamed, always give funni faces. Btw, Teh King of Icecubes is Chen Yu Yan *claps*

Last comments... I'm still getting bullied here leh hehe, gd or bad?... called zebra, che lun, xiao ou, and a few days ago got 2 faggots start calling me faggot, the freaking narcissitic feng er and benson TIAH. anyway RV ppl like to borrow dun return $$ one. i chased benson TIAH for 2.80$ for 2 weeks and Ah Long, u still owe me 2.40$. Ok i'm nt that stingy lar... but you jie you huan, zai jie bu nan lor... haha, mi so sexi ~ ~ ~

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*Predicted to fall sick on day of the supposedly-happening class gathering*
*I'm a student helper (Pillow Guardian) at PRE-U seminar!!! Come look for me if u're participating in it!!!*

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5:42:00 PM

Monday, May 23, 2005

Hello... anyone remember who I am? lol...

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9:12:00 PM